DAVIDO BIOGRAPHY, NETWORTH, PARENTS AND WIFE

• A true master of the art of being handful.
• All of my puns are intended.
• Always identify who to blame in an emergency.
• Animals aren’t supposed to be eaten? Then explain to me why they’re made of meat!
• Attention is a hell of a drug!
• Awesome has 7 letters, and so does meeeeee!
• Born at an exceptionally young age.
• Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
• Contributing to entropy since *insert your birth year here*.
• Death by chocolate seems like such a tasty way to go.
• Don’t believe everything the voices in your head are whispering.
• Don’t sweat the petty stuff. And definitely don’t pet the sweaty stuff.
• Everyone’s online presence is just an optical illusion.
• For today, I’m thinking breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• God’s creativity knows no bounds. I mean, just look at me!
• Hey, are you reading my Instagram bio again?
• Here on Instagram to stalk.
• I feel really sad for seedless watermelons. What if they wanted babies?
• I’m like the patron saint of tiredness.
• I’m pretty sure this isn’t a good idea, but that has never stopped me before.
• If everyone on Earth joined hands around the equator, many of them would drown.
• In my defense, the voices in my head told me to do so.
• Just another no one saying nothing.
• Like a grocery cart with a wonky wheel, I never know in what direction I’m going.
• My compliments come out like ridicules.
• My mind’s all made up. Please stop confusing me with the facts.
• My relationship status? Netflix, chips, and pajamas!
• My “secret stash” is just candy and snacks that I hide from my family.
• My thoughts are so deep even the ocean gets jealous.
• No idea how many issues I have because math is one of them.
• On the pH scale, you’re a 14 because you’re super basic!
• One person’s LOL is another person’s WTF.
• Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
• Pirates don’t do homework.
• Professional procrastinator.
• Putting the “do” in “weirdo.”
• Some things are better left incoherent.
• Sometimes, it’s just a battle about who is least stupid.
• Spreading smiles like they’re herpes.
• Tacos won’t break your heart.
• Teenage years don’t really end until the early thirties.
• The weird in me acknowledges and salutes the weird in you.
• The whole universe triggers my allergies.
• The worst part about being humble is that you can’t brag about it.
• There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
• Time is valuable. Don’t waste it reading my Instagram bio.
• Turning small talk into medium talk is my passion.
• What I do is considered normal in some cultures.
• Where do I apply to switch realms?
• While it’s true that hard work never killed anyone, why take the chance?
• Why are you here? Don’t you have sh*t to do?
• Why do I smile? Because I absolutely have no idea what’s happening.
• Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
• Without me, it would just be aweso.
• You see the follow button? I’d tap that!
• You’re checking my Instagram again, aren’t you?

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